I want to say something momentous - it's my first ever blog post on my VeeDubAdventures website and I want to make a good impression.
Unfortunately it's past 9pm on a Sunday night, my 7 year old is proffering a tummy ache as reason not to be asleep, the cat litter needs emptying and I am staring down the barrel of another week of disconnected corporate crap.
I have an escape plan.
It was in my head until last week when it made a bid for freedom.
It jumped up from the comfy day-dreamer chair in a corner of my brain, raced down the spiral staircase, jumped into my mouth and surfed to the tip of my tongue and. without care or concern, leapt out of my mouth to freedom!
Now, it's staring back at me and saying "Go on, I dare you.............."